The Split king.

Being a cleaning lady, means your in all types of homes and see all types of things. With that being said I’d like to talk about the split king. Yep, the king size bed divided into two twins.

When your married everyone has this specific image in their heads of how marriage is suppose to be and how married people are suppose to behave ect. One of the things I have noticed over the last year is people really turn their noses up at the thought of random people having a split king. Well news flash for them, WAY MORE people than you would ever think have a split king!

So why is this such a hush hush thing? Because people think if you have your own mattress that you don’t love your spouse as much? Your on the verge of divorce? Or maybe they think it’s because, if you have your own mattress you can’t be having sex…I mean…since the only place were allowed to do that is in a bed, right? (insert rolling eye face emoji). I honestly don’t understand why this is judged so hardly.

I think, couples with separate beds such as the split king, or even their own bed not attached to each other, or hell in some cases they even have their own bedrooms! They are just as happy if not actually more happy. If you think about it, it gives couples a reason to spice things up! It almost gives them the push they need to be more spontaneous with their sex lives. Lord knows most marriages can probably use that one!

Maybe your partner is a cover hog, then what? Your suppose to just freeze to death because they hog all the covers, and then fight all night trying to pull them out from under them just so you can get comfy? Let’s say you’ve already taken your sleeping medication and your really ready to flipping go to bed and finally after an hour of trying to get the covers back, you say forget it! Get up and put some damn socks on! Now, your really aggravated because you have to start all the way over trying to get comfy and still enough for the stupid medicine to start working, again. Let me just tell you, the struggle is real.

How about when you finally fall asleep, your all toasty and warm and then your suddenly woke the hell up with what sounds like an air plane taking off next to your face!! Yep…the snoring! See if you had your own bed, you can simply just roll theirs into the closet and keep on snoozing!! Ahh yesss!!!

And then we have animals. Ok I get a lot of you love to sleep with your pets. Fine. But not all of us do. So, when you also have an animal thats a bed hog, smack dab in the middle of your space. Well…it sucks. Especially if your one that likes their space when trying to sleep. Don’t worry, I have the answer!! You just shove its ass right in the crack of that split king and roll over! Problem solved! (And just because people can be ridiculous at times, I am in NO WAY saying you should hurt animals or your spouse) Just so were clear.

All I’m saying is, we were individuals before we got married. Why just because we got married, are we suppose to give that up for a mattress? Ya…were not. So all of you happy people out there getting loads of amazing sleep…Good For You! You just keep on being happy and probably having loads of spontaneous sex and then rolling over to your own spacious side of that split king and crashing out! And hey, if you decide to have some ice cream after in bed. Who cares, its on your side right?!

Sleep tight 😉

Mel