I gotta poop!!

I’m at my least favorite place, you know Walmart, all I need to do is run in real fast and exchange one thing. I should have known better because I also had both my girls “THE DRAMA QUEENS” with me and nothing I mean nothing is fast with them! So we go in and make it through the always ridiculous customer service line. I returned the one item thinking it would be faster than having to get in line again to exchange it right?..

The Queens and I quickly run to get the one thing I needed to get and right as I thought I was in the clear my 9-year-old daughter Madison yells “MOM I NEED A SHIRT!”

Naturally my response was “for what!?” Madison then calmly looks at me and says” oh it’s for our program that’s tomorrow, oh! And you need to come!

SERIOUSLY?! I mean come on moms I know I’m not alone on this one! Can they not help a mom out with some notice?

SOO we quickly find this shirt we have to have for tomorrow and head to pay! We get in line to pay and my 5-year-old daughter Brintley yells “MOM I GOTTA POOP!!”

And you can only guess what my response was to that.. SERIOUSLY??!

It never fails! It seems like every time we get in that line to check out one of them has to poop! So I ask Madison to take her to the bathroom and I’d meet them when I’m done checking out.

She then Brintley takes off her jacket and asks me to hold it because she can’t poop with a jacket on! Really?

I get done checking out and head to wait for the Queens to get done in the bathroom. Maybe ten minutes later they come back out, Madison looks at me and says we have a little problem… I GOTTA POOP!

I immediately ask her why in the world didnt you go why you were in there???! And do you know what she says?! “UMMM CAN YOU HOLD MY JACKET?!!”