I just want to pee ALONE!!

Ok lets be honest here, Im pretty sure once you birth a child you loose all privileges to go to the bathroom alone! Every time I even start to think about having to pee or taking a shower its like all complete hell breaks loose at our house! The kids start fighting, no one can find anything (including my husband), everyone has to use the bathroom right then at the same exact time, everyone is suddenly starving and or sick, its insane!!

I tried locking the door… it was like a scene from the walking dead y’all! Oh come on, I know you know what i’m talking about! All of a sudden for a split second you think, I almost got away with it…and then MOM!!! and there are two sets of little hands clawing under the door trying to open it! Heaven forbid they realize its locked! They will seriously tfear it down like some crazy zombie kids that haven’t eaten in months!

I seriously considered getting some awful clown outfit and scaring the bejesus out of them but then it hit me, Then they would never go to the bathroom alone again and id really be screwed!

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